2022 Spaghetti Rockets

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  1. D-Zum

    D-Zum Alex’s Ohvale Maintenance & Transport Service

  2. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Ducati sucks :D
     
  3. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Unless you're Casey Stoner.
     
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  4. OldSchlPunk

    OldSchlPunk Well-Known Member

    Not listening to 28 minutes of Eyetalian. Don't speak it, don't care.
     
  5. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    Ugh, the electrical warranty issues are gonna be out of control …
     
  6. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

    I'm sorry you cannot read the English subtitles.
     
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  7. mattys281-2

    mattys281-2 Active Member

    As with every moderately attractive woman I’ve ever laid eyes on: I’d give her a throw…. Maybe two if it was good
     
  8. OldSchlPunk

    OldSchlPunk Well-Known Member

    I guess I have subtitles turned off in YouTube. Still, I may as well read an article in less than 28 minutes.
     
  9. motion

    motion RockyMountainMotos.com

    Crib notes?
     
  10. Busdriver02

    Busdriver02 Well-Known Member

    Taller 1st, 2nd and 6th gears.
    Raised swingarm pivot.
    Wings have less drag for same downforce.
    Tweaked the fairings for better cooling.
    5mm longer fork travel. (pressurized electronic Ohlins on the S).
    Re-shaped tank and seat slightly.
     
  11. KMC

    KMC DUC|DET

    Interesting. Please do tell.
     
  12. D-Zum

    D-Zum Alex’s Ohvale Maintenance & Transport Service

    Anyone wanna buy a 2016 Hypermotard SP with 3147 miles on the clock? ;-)
     
  13. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    Hypermotards attract me like an Audi piloted by Elvira attracts Dave K. Unfortunately, I'm currently building my fortress of solitude so I can't afford a hot Italian wench.
     
  14. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    A couple of my sixties Ducatis feature a switch on the taillight housing that enables you to get home after the electrical system fails. Tradition is important with boutique brands.
     
  15. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    You forgot beautiful women, Ferraris, fresh Bahamian lobster, wagyu ribeyes, Collasal stone crabs, long vacations, empty beaches, catching big fish, and blow jobs. Those things all suck about as much as a new ducati
     
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  16. Steady T

    Steady T Repsol Good

    ...or 'Dismal Dovi'.
     
  17. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    And like most things you mentionned, they leak and end up costing half yo' house.
     
  18. pickled egg

    pickled egg If you don’t hear from me

    If it flies, fucks or floats…rent it!
     
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  19. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    I hear you, my brother has a Ferrari I can drive for free, we catch lobsters for free when using the yachts tender, the boat pays for the stone crab and meat, fished today on my break, grouper/ snapper offshore trip Monday, and got the Brazilian girl flying in to fl for a week on the 10th before heading back to the Bahamas for 5 months. I'm all about using things and finding ways to do things I could never afford or want to pay for in real life so let the rich people waste their money and get to play with the toys and eat the leftovers.. Jumbo stone crab is 65.00 a pound currently, I spent 1000 dollars for 8 ppl and that was just the happy hour appetizer last week. Bought 15 more pounds 2 days later and made a wagyu beef wellington
     
  20. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    I'm always on boats, haven't owned one of my own for the last 15 years, friends or jobs with boats are a great thing
     

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