‘Urine trouble,’ some states warn lazy truckers

Obviously you have such an abundant supply of water bottles that you couldn’t possibly pick up the wrong one and start chugging...

 

Umm, yeah...I can’t piss in a regular water bottle.

If someone’s junk is small enough that they can fit it in the top of a regular 16oz bottle, they have other shit to worry about.

 

So you’ve never played “just the tip of the tip”?

 

When losing that game means I just pissed all over my seats, nah I don’t play it.

 

16oz? Pfft. I thought you were a baller.

 

16oz is plenty big enough when you are buying 3 pallets of them.

 

I didn't pay any attention to the date, started reading then got to Panther. Miss that guy.

 

Autonomous trucks will soon solve this piss bomb problem.

 

Tony Robinson is going to come oversee this thread.

 

Will he have a cunning plan?