Please, I am gagging from laughter! That was priceless! Now I have to keep my laptop on the Christmas Dinner table to see what Mongo does when he actually reads the whole thing. My family thinks I've lost my mind with the WERA bbs. Yesterday it was gifts from Cannoli, today it is poetry from the late Jackie Chiles. You guys slay me. And to think I originally joined this bbs to get some racebike setup tips. Now I hardly care if the racebike starts. Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all! (I'd wish you a happy Kwanzaa, but I am clueless about that one.)
I remember when the little egomaniacal shit e-mailed me to complain that he wasn't getting enough props for this thread and that people did not appreciate the amount of work you put into it. What a loser. Glad he got shot.
Maybe I'll call you about one of the next 42,000 to tell you how awesome it is and that I am very disappointed people are not congratulating me. But don't hold your breath.