[ATTACH]Happy birthday to my best buddy!
If I make a remote purchase, I just call Tuna. That guy travels everywhere.
From experience, I can say that sliding face first down the pavement while watching your face shield grind away will instill a desire to pick your...
This gentleman understands human nature. You can get the devil to serve you if you just ask properly.
This confirms that Germans are arrogant assholes, evidence of which I have observed first hand around the globe. If you hire a rider that can win...
You're going to hell, but it's honestly kind of tame compared to divorce court.
After thirty years of marriage, I have developed a similar real world skill set.
Indeed. I just learned the eventual fate of my grandmother's Easter place mats.
I guess I just wasted twenty bucks, then.
Is there any way that I could get him to look the other way for a few minutes?
Serious question. If all the mods put me on ignore, am I then free to say whatever I want? None of you would be able to see my scathing, yet...
You are wasting your time. Although I personally find his shtick rather trite and predictable, he considers himself to be a man of some wit. To be...
He's Italian.
Is that code for hire an attorney? Just asking.
If you must have a Land Rover, go for a Series model. I'm not saying it won't break, but you can fix it with a hammer and a bit of baling wire.
I was scared he would punt that kid into the gravel, but he held his line.
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I know, right? For some reason, nobody ever talks about Hitler's watercolor technique. Life just isn't fair.
Marc is almost likable when he's not running into people.
Apparently, Ted Bundy was quite a personable fellow. I tend to be an unlikable asshole in person, so I probably don't possess psychotic tendencies.
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