Yeah, kind of remember it. At that time, I wasn't viewing much more than cartoons. http://www.tvofyourlife.com/adam12.htm
Yeah, and I don't feel bad about flogging it either. A cornerworker claimed that I had it on two wheels throwing it through Turns 3 and 4 at the Hawk School last May.
LOL at all of the ones above. Hey Scott, watch it now when you go talking about hair club and team rogaine and all that. I just thought of one: Parade Float.... The riders, if they are on the trailer, or the trailer jockey always do the parade wave to the crowds. Rolling Auction- Sold to the highest bidder.
"Clean-up on isle 4" "Clean-up on isle 4" (for turn 4 etc) Serioulsy though, what about "pit truck" or "pit wagon" given that is where the bike and rider (hopefully) are going once they are picked up. Those two and "transporter" are all pretty benign sounding and don't tip off the crowd unless the ambulance AKA "the flashbox" starts rolling. "Zamboni", "Bandit 2" could also work. I did like "shortbus" though.
The best way to contact the crash vehicle-truck-quad whatever and not draw attention to it is to contact the operator by name. Control to Buford, Go ahead, Turn One riders left, Enroute. That being said, I prefer to be called what I am, crash quad, Thank you.