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Crackheads of Facebook Marketplace

Discussion in 'General' started by motion, Apr 22, 2024.

  1. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    Bro, he wanted you to meet him in the park because him and his homies were going to steal the bike. It happens all the time in Baltimore. Anyone reputable would've jumped at the opportunity to do business in the safety of the popo parking lot.
     
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  2. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    Only 10K

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  3. tony 340

    tony 340 Well-Known Member

    I had 2 skinny Somalian pirate straight African dudes show up to buy my Kawasaki in a clapped out Benz with the bumper hanging off.

    Handed me 3000 in cash and said "smell it....see see how good it feels " :crackup:
     
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  4. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    If I make a remote purchase, I just call Tuna. That guy travels everywhere.
     
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  5. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    I created this just for you, Mr Egg.

    Don't Stick It Into Crazy
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  6. wsmc42

    wsmc42 Well-Known Member

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  7. wsmc42

    wsmc42 Well-Known Member

    This is genius. I need to do this with motorcyle, road bike and mtb parts
     
  8. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

    i mean, its partially my bad. i didn't have enough money lying around not tied up when you off-loaded, and now i'm not paying $25k for a fucking TZ250. so such is life i guess.
     
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  9. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    There's a really nice one in the 2 stroke section for 16.
     
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  10. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

    see Page 2 haha
     
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  11. Once a Wanker..

    Once a Wanker.. Always a Wanker!

  12. Cooter!

    Cooter! Sarcasm level: Maximum

    And turn in those "release of liability" forms to the DMV. Otherwise when you sell a Cadillac to gangsters that rob a bank ,the Po-Po comes to YOUR door. Haha?

    and 10 years later when you sell a CR250 to a gangster and he robs YOUR bank, the Po-Po takes a bit more convincing of your innocence.
     
  13. notbostrom

    notbostrom DaveK broke the interwebs

    When the asking price is more than it would cost to buy brand new on Amazon.........
     
  14. backho

    backho Well-Known Member

    Lol! Children Alfredo aka baby batter. There has to be so many names for the jizz!
     
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  15. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    that happened to me with a sportbike sale... the buyer had his bank hand me a check... I deposit it and they forge my signature on a POA to keep from having to transfer the physical paper title. Buyer injures 5 riders by exceeding his ability on a 1200cc bike and kills himself. The injured riders get ambulance chasers that do an asset search then stroke a demand letter. My hoarding habit saved me as I had a dated bill of sale and the insurance adjuster had the knowlege to recognize what the rinky dink bank did keeping the title in my name. Nobody gets an.open title from me anymore.
     
  16. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    Do any of you have any idea what model years this trailer hitch will fit? I have no clue. :/
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  17. BrentA

    BrentA Very expensive.

    With long enough bolts, it'll fit anything.
     
  18. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    VisegripS (tm)
     
  19. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Shervin could do it.
     
  20. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

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