Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Cool, but made me laugh and wonder why no farmer has turned another farmer’s silo into a giant dick by painting one when they vacationed or something

reminds me of a time I sent a post card back to the states from Amsterdam in the 90s… it was just of colorful sidewalk barrier posts, to keep the cars from the bikes, all painted brightly with three Xs on them… he was furious and said his mom saw the postcard covered in dildos… which reminds me anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough… so my dyke cousin claims

 

Is this the rumored dildo of consequence unlubed?

 

You ever see the cost of paint. That's a pretty pricey prank. Totally worth it though

Mine, and a few buddies Wives work in healthcare. EVERYthing is a dildo apparently. So many Butt stuff stories. Worst one I heard was a lightbulb. Edison base came off when they tried to remove it, and that's when they decided the situation might be beyond their control lol. How do explain yourself there? "well, I was sitting around and had a bright idea...."

 

Same, got friends in the er. From fruit and veg to kitchen appliances and other unbelievable substitutes.
Alcohol involved in a lot, cause you gotta be fucked up to stick glass up your ass.

 

I’ve wasted lots of money on less epic ideas it’d be a fortune for sure but for another 50 years of laughs…

 

Epic pranks need not cost epic money. Back in the 70s
my brother was attending Worcester Polytech. He lived with
several other guys in a house they rented. During summer
vacation one year all but one of them had been hired by
the city to do a study on the municipal water system to
identify the source of some bacteria that was getting into
the water supply, so they stayed in Worcester over vacation
while the one guy went home for the summer, leaving his
car, a Triumph, parked in the driveway. The other roommates
decided to do some wrenching on his car. When he returned
at the end of the summer he found his car parked in his bedroom.

 

And who would you rather have ?
A girl like that from the 70's (shit even from the 80s and 90s) or today's attention seekers ?

we're all getting older

 

So true. One of my epic pranks cost about $5 for a bottle of concentrated skunk scent and $5 for a bottle of doe in heat scent. I/we soaked our buddy’s home HVAC filters with the stuff. The house reeked for a long, long time; even after they changed filters.
Another epic prank only cost $150; a bit pricey for a prank, but we had a couple loads of 4” clean rock dumped on our (other) buddy’s driveway early one morning. They didn’t get their cars out for a few days while he removed all the rock. The last one was free. While a buddy was passed out, a paramedic friend put both hands of the victim in casts. When he sobered up, we told him how he broke his wrists last night. He believed it for a couple days before going to his doctor.

 

Meanwhile, in Montana

 

Tree fiddy!

 

Even without having tried it, I can tell that I would feel as uncomfortable and nervous as I would in a closed casket.

 

2xitb

 

Personal foul, cock in the back, fifteen yards.

 

San Diego, under the Midway.
The queen of the 7th fleet blues.

 

I'd hate being in that spot when the anchor was dropped.....