Thanksgiving 2023...Whach'ya Eatin?

Prime rib and dungeness crab. Homemade horseradish for the former, no accountrement for latter.
There will be lots of other stuff, but these two will get 90% of the attention.

 

Boar's Head roast turkey breast, Savannah Classics cornbread dressing, Bob Evans mashed potato(e)s, Heinz homestyle turkey gravy, Ocean Spray jellied cranberry blob, Sister Schubert's dinner yeast rolls, Publix pecan pie.

 

Fuck yo poultry, ya buncha tryptophanians!

 

JESUS LORD NO!!!! NOT THE F8cking Parade!!!!!!

 

Stouffers Salisbury steak and Mac and cheese washed down with pure leaf iced tea.

 

Yeah……..it’s bad

 

I hope you got out the good paper plates and plastic ware.

 

Must have been some sort of success. Girls are stuffed, dog is happy, punkin pie has just been served and the kitchen doesn’t look like every cupboard got emptied to create a great dinner.

Happy thanksgiving, ya filthy animals.

 

Apple and peanut butter.

 

Beer all day. Australian wagyu filets, some kind of roasted potatoes, sausage stuffing, and Pinot Noir for dinner. Whiskey for dessert. Just have to figure out what the little one is going to eat. Happy turkey day!

 

Your portmanteaus are really starting to bug the shit out of me

 

Mom's Eggplant parm, tortelini soup. Then we have my cousin's Iranian family that cooks some awesome dishes with Basmati rice, some type of olives and meat. Plus turkey and honey baked ham. Sweet potato casserole, Pecan Pie, apple cobbler, pecan cheesecake, and some Rose I brought home from Italy. Cabernet and leftovers starting in an hour or so, then I get to go fly tomorrow and watch all the chaos at the airport. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

 

Finally closed on the new house so back to hosting duties. Frying the fourth bird of the year and I’ve burned through close to 80 pounds of pellets on the new pellet pooper. The wife is digging the new kitchen and cooking ALL the sides. It sure is cool to just show up to somebody else’s place and eat but feeding a bunch of people is cool too.

Happy Thanksgiving gents!

 

I detest that entire get family together and eat turkey and a bunch of side crap. Happiest times of thanksgiving in the past was eating frenchbread pizza, by myself, or 7 or 8 years of traveling to Germany on business this week and eating schnitzel or steak au poivre, by myself.
I dig my wife and kid and all that shit but, don’t try and force me to hang with a bunch of people I don’t like and pretend.

going to have frozen pizza and have a beer or four and celebrate being left the fuck alone.

 

DAMN!!

 

Is this a cry for help?

 

Can you install an alternator in a 2011 Mazda CX-9? Then, sure, I need some help. Oh, bring at least two dozen 10mm sockets, mine have all gone missing.

 

No shutter, helped my neighbor replace the fuel pump on his 69 Mercury Cyclone today.

Didn’t need any 10MMs for the task.

 

!!! 390 or 427?