So you're in The Beatles...

And John brings Yoko Ono into the studio for the first time.

She's screechin n hollerin doing that thing she does.

What's your move?

 

Same as John did, cut her mic.

 

Shoot her. And the rest of the band, put the world out of misery.

 

Damn!

 

I put my name as a co-writer on every song I can, steal all the instruments and haul ass for the US.

 

Pretty sure she didn’t start that vocal styling right off the bat but no wives or girlfriends in the studio is a good rule. Or get Chuck Berry’s opinion.

 

Me....john, do not bring that shit in here again, period!

 

I was thinking she showed up around ‘68 or ‘69?
What I’d like to think I’d have done (besides stealing the writing and equipment) was forming The Jam, complete with their songs a year or two before they formed.

 

Once she showed up she was in the studio with the band literally every second that John was there.

 

Reverse is that she was needed. Without her we wouldn’t have had Wings and that McCarthy with Samuel Jackson and . . . Well, she killed the Beatles. Charter arms and some Holden caulfield fag (deserved here) just put the .38 into the hippy king.

 

just saw this on FB.. LOL !

 

I remember having to do that in kindergarten in 1958.

 

Duh! Yoko wasn't signing in '58................

 

Yoko wasn’t singing, ever.

 

Anything that would've prevented Imagine, I'm OK with.

 

What would Ike Turner do?

 

If you're Ringo, you keep quiet and do what you're told. If you're George, you try to gently reason with John. If you're Paul, you tell John to get rid of her.

 

There is a piece of her "art" here at our local museum. I agree with Calvin:

 

Never was a woman gifted with a more appropriate last name.

 

I had a pony called Yoko Ono. It was a Grade A 12.2 hand jumper.
Once names were registered you couldn't change her name due to accruing points/history.
I went over more fences than the pony....she was crap.
I was 11 or 12 years old at the time.