The coolest shirt I never got said “It’s all relative in WV!” it was always out of stock when I was trying to order as a much younger man... I did get “Gettin’ lucky in Kentucky” and wore it to rags
Thanks, but that isn't me, my knee, my bike ... or anyone I know. I like to replace gear way before it's due (because I'm a fuckin' meeeelionaire!). Anyway, that guy's fine, even if his bike's a pile.
Now there's a guy who can't take hanging around in the waiting room for his new tires to get mounted and balanced.