Dating a girl out of your league???

Wait a minute? Which one is yours? Please be specfic?

 

"Dating a girl out of your league???"

Not a day goes by that I don't stop and look at her and wonder what exactly I must have done in this, or a past life to deserve a woman like Her. What I mean by that changes on a daily basis.

 

Why…why Rhett Butluhhh…..what’evvvvv’r d’ya mean by that…??? We need a front pic!!! This one comes off as only “partially” Brazilian

 

Ditto.

 

You guys say photos, photos, my Brazilian dentist ex , the new one is hotter, on a different level, not sure if we will get along, she's the type of girl that never leaves the house without full make up and fancy clothes, her job has a public image so kind of understand it but not my lifestyle, no pics of the new one

 

Well how bout more pics of the old one??

 

That's the spirit.

 

There are websites for that

 

For someone who lives a life of "where the wind may take me...." or at least tries to portray it as such, youre sure hung up on one chick....i thought by your age you get to learn that its all the same man...some vajajay just comes in a nicer package....in the end why all the hand wringing...not like youre gonna settle down with this one.

She wants to slum with you, why you cock blocking yourself?

 

Girls are kind of special. They will make you question your sanity, make you want to off yourself, then have a margarita on the beach and life is perfect.

 

Doesn't really sound like my kind of special.

 

Why not? Where you're at might take about 20 minutes to take her clothes off!!

 

Wut? All I can see is their eyes thru a tiny slit in their hajib or whatever its called.

 

Lol, eyes are the window to the soul, love brown eyed girls

 

My wife told me that the reason why I've always punched above my weight with the ladies, is because I give off some sort of persona that makes it seem like I could NOT care any less about them. All while not being mean or condescending about it. They apparently HATE that and will try to do something about it. Then after they realize I still don't care they either get all spun up and hate me, or they just GET IT and move on.

She claims she went for the lock down because I'm "funny"... I thought it was because of my extensive shoe collection, phonebook sized medical records, and my encyclopedia knowledge of motorsports history.. turns out, chicks don't care about that.

I'm fuckin weird you guys, and I think she is too.

 

You go Captain! Your life is something else.

 

Well, I'm of officially breaking my rules. Actually told this girl I really like her

 

As the World Turns, these are the Days of Our Lives.

 

I never had this problem...I was always out of their league