your story reminded me of a time and i just laughed to myself haha... went to go get me and my girl some drinks at this spot in L.A. from one of the 3 bars cause it was crowded. come back over to her, and this dude is like shooting his shot at her. i step up behind him all quietly and just listen, facing her and she can see me the whole time trying not to laugh. guy was all nervous and like, "umm... i umm... i just wanted to come over and umm..." i let him do his whole shpeel for like 2 minutes before finally taping him on the shoulder and said, "hey man, i don't mean to interrupt you here, but you were taking kinda long. you gonna be wrapping this up any time soon?" never heard a guy apologize so much i felt kinda bad haha. i used to love that kinda shit, as long a dudes didn't touch her i never got bent about it. when i had my crazy drift car and nerds would try to come talk to me about it, i used to tell them it was her's sometimes just to watch it all unfold. ahhh good times...
Hey at least you don't have to worry about them hurting each other. And in classic style looks like they were buds at the end.