School me on investing...

I can’t even….

 

Lol, seriously. If only these guys would've had a "cold wallet"

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/08/fed...nt announced Tuesday,wife, Heather Morgan, 31.

 

You guys really don’t know how bitcoin works do you

 

Bitcoin reminds me of this dude I used to know. He had someone mint up a bunch of coins with $10 USD denomination. He put his face on one side of the coin. He minted like, a lot of these stoopid things. He passed them off in bars and restaurants by simply telling people that it was "real" money and if they didn't accept the coins, he would report them to some authority.

Damn just damn people are stupid!

 

Totally.

 

I know exactly how bitcoin works.

By suckering fools into surrendering a different worthless form of currency for theirs.

 

https://www.thestreet.com/investing...-crypto-lender-voyager?puc=yahoo&cm_ven=YAHOO

 

That’s why you keep your coin in a wallet somewhere safe. I’m getting this sometime in the near future. I’m thinking under my balls so I’ll have to flop my scrotum onto the scanner for comedic value.


https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2014/11/11/meet-the-tiny-bitcoin-wallet-that-lives-under-your-skin/

 

I hope that our resident AMC millionaires cashed out last week.

 

Nope...you double down and buy the dip...

 

On AMC?

 

Not just that...Bitcoin is headed down...you should be ready with your super duper secure digital wallet to buy at the bottom and hold until it shoots to the moon...again....maybe. I hear it will displace the Fed soon.

 

Wait...I may have failed to use a smart ass comment emoji...

 

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a...-debut-11661189568?siteid=mw_robin&mod=mw_RHF

 

I bought $500 of AMC at $10.97 for a little entertainment today. Anyone else with me on this? Bird?

 

I still have 10 AMC shares with a $51 average

$APE was pretty crazy this morning. 9 halts in 45 minutes... not even sure why, the price action was not crazy, just high volume. It would hit $9.99 and drop every.single.time. then halt. So frustrating.

 

I'M BEATING SOMEONE AT INVESTING!!!!

 

Tell me when you buy GME so i know when to sell

 

People smarter than me ... what's gonna happen tomorrow? 75 basis points, then what? A different change than that, then what?

 

Another Tesla split... if it goes back up to $900 I'm rich!!