PSA: don't hang up curved glass objets d'art on your dry ass wooden fence in summertime in Texas! This was at one of my customers' house just now. That would be a helluva way to burn your house down. I'm glad they caught it quickly.
@auminer RE: Clifford I’m curious, since you never got back to me on that whole business thing, do you bill by volume or frequency? What would you charge for couch-sized poop?
Sorry, I must have missed a post there, I wouldn't diss you like that. We bill by the # of dogs, and frequency of service. Then add for things like yuuuuuuge yard, the few who want the front scooped, other weird time-and-motion additions. The bigger the dog, actually the easier it is to scoop. You don't have to walk a tight grid like you do when you're searching for chihuahua farts. We don't charge any differentiation for breeds, though. My favorite thing is to get people to sign up for additional services, especially odor eliminator. We make mad bank for that. 50 cents worth of powder in a 2 gallon watering can splashed around the obvious pee areas and we charge about what we charge for scooping.
The BOC or ELO thread reminded me of this. When you come across a godzilla themed children's playground in Japan, does there have to be power lines? As soon as I saw this all I could hear in my head was BOC's Godzilla ;-}