PSA for hot weather

Take care of the family jewels. You’re welcome

 

It's generous of you to offer to apply these to every ones sweaty man parts. Can we set up appointments online somewhere?

 

In a van down by the river?

 

Here you go https://tinder.com/

 

I guess that fits with the OP's advertising plan if he's applying the product to his customers.

 

I approve of this post.

 

Garth gives you a woody?

 

Hey, don’t let me stop you with your micro agressions and micro applicator.

 

Uh, no. The advertisement would be geared towards the people receiving the services offered above.

 

What service was offered? Other than you and stick sharing your gay wishes?
Leave me out of it.

 

A quality banana hammock is the ultimate junk cooling move. You gotta keep things separated.

 

I think he wants grinder.com