Just read on the interwebs that Lindsey Lohan got married this weekend to some guy in the middle east. You ok? I know she occupied a special place in your heart.
I’ll live. She’ll be back on the market inside a year and have enough money from the divorce to buy me an Alfa Romeo, a carton of smokes and some soft serve ice cream.
As long as they don't try to breed. I can't imagine how much damage her eggs have sustained from all of the deranged debauchery she put them through.
Gladly. After reading the announcement, I knew you clowns would be tripping all over yourselves to be the first to try to torment Dave K with the news. As they say, second place is first loser, so StanTheMan, here is your award.
Lindsey been put away wet more than one should. Alway said its the mileage and mantaince not the age of the ride..
Curious what you mean by that... Don't care. Won't hush. Truthfully, I guess I'm happy for them, if she's happy & he's happy... I don't really give a shit one way or the other, but the world needs all the happiness it can get. So in that sense, ...yay.
Pretty sure the second place ship sailed a LONG time ago for Lohan, though she still has Hilton to look down on.
