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Best way to pee

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave Wolfe, Jun 27, 2022.

  1. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Be a man..........Use your foot to lift and lower the seat. :D
     
  2. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    havent seen one in a residential house in a very longtime.

    I wasnt sure whats needed as far as venting & drainage.

    I was amused by this bit of plumbing advice
     
  3. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    No tub girl for you, eh ?
     
  4. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    Tall enough for morning wood or, at least, some "thoughtful" design consideration. Hell, a corner lined in stainless, floor to ceiling, oughta do. :crackup:

    My future forever home floorplan includes a urinal in the master bath. No concerns about whether it's acceptable to prospective buyers when I'm gone...I won't be giving a shit.
     
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  5. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    Not on yourself
     
  6. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Best way to pee?

    In her butt.
     
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  7. A. Barrister

    A. Barrister Well-Known Member

    You wouldn't be either, if your significant other just shaat all over you. Unless you like that kind of thing... :Poke:
     
  8. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    The original question is a bit too simplified and just leads to a bunch of questions. What’s the situation under which you have to pee? What’s the goal with the pee that needs to be taken? Are you on the clock? Are you in a situation with neighbors or is there no one around for miles? Are you sober, buzzed or completely shitfaced? Are you also taking a dump and if so, what’s the dump taking like (giving birth, serving up some soft serve, ass explosion in which you think your prostate might be about to fall out)?

    All situations that play into the pee pee procedure and process.
     
  9. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    Adding to the simplification, according to South Park anyway...PISS OUT YOUR ASS!
     
  10. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    That's just fowl.
     
  11. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

    In the wind usually
     
  12. ton

    ton Arf!

    On the electric fence
     
  13. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Speaking of pee, I guess R Kelly ain’t releasing any new music for awhile.
     
  14. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

  15. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Another Camaro driver....
     
  16. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    I remember when I could hold open the passenger door of a car doing well over the speed limit on Route 95 and pee out the door, and not even have to ask anyone to hold my beer.
    Let me correct that, I didn't pee, I took a piss out the fuckin door.
    And that was after a liberal application of ardent spirits.

    Oh, the glory days!
    I could write my full name in the snow, too, and maybe tack an Esq. on the end if I was feeling frisky.
    Fuckin' A.
     
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  17. gixer1100

    gixer1100 CEREAL KILLER

    i drink A LOT of water for competing...so i am in the bathroom several times at night - no lights on etc, just sit...soooo much easier - then crawl back to bed. once i noticed how much easier and no mess it was - i just started doin it in the day as well. work smarter not harder fellas lol.
     
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  18. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    I drink a lot of water AND coffee.
    I piss, not pee, before I go to bed. Sometimes, I might have to use the facilities after lights-out.
    I see in the dark.
    I default to my training...shoot straight - all hits...then march back to bed.
    Much better to be good than believe some falsely perceived self-efficiency is easier.
    When you're good, pissin' ain't a man problem.
    Put your boots back on, bitches, and piss away!
    :D
     
  19. L8RSK8R

    L8RSK8R Well-Known Member

    I sit to pee. It's cleaner and convenient, whence wobbling around drunk.

    If I'm at your house, I'll sit to pee.
    I won't shit in your shower though.
     
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2022
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  20. COOP 1

    COOP 1 Well-Known Member

    words of wisdom
     

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