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Best way to pee

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave Wolfe, Jun 27, 2022.

  1. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Do you take advantage of that opportunity in bars, train stations and racetracks?
     
  2. tophyr

    tophyr Grid Filler

    If the turlet looks nasty, I stand. Definitely. I do what's easiest. Sitting is easier than standing, but standing is easier than squatting :beer:
     
  3. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

  4. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    I just pee to the east. Eventually Ill hit davek
     
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  5. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    I take a lot of diuretics so peeing is a big part of my day.
    I spend more time with my dick in my hand these days than I did when I was 13.
     
  6. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Perfect qualification for public office.
     
  7. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Off'n my porch.
     
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  8. Chino52405

    Chino52405 Well-Known Member

    Leaned over with morning wood. Helps me feel young when my arthritis is acting up.
     
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  9. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Either way you're stiff.
     
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  10. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

  11. GM GIXXER

    GM GIXXER Well-Known Member

    This forum never disapoints! :crackup:
     
  12. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Thanks a lot. You just ended 23 years of me being blissfully ignorant that such a product exists.
     
  13. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Give us another page or 2………:D
     
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  14. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    there used to be a product called the "whizzy" for ladies to stand while they pee. Now its a synthetic urine bladder women can wear for drug tests.

    An older riding friend used an external catheter he would employ on longer rides... til the sheath part failed...lol Poor fella.
     
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  15. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    That story is a real pissah.
     
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  16. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

  17. GM GIXXER

    GM GIXXER Well-Known Member

    I am on blood pressure meds, so I would say "constantly".....
     
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  18. zertrider

    zertrider Waiting for snow. Or sun.

    In the shower. Hands down. Or actually, not even used.
     
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  19. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

    Somewhat related question - have any of you installed urinals in your master bathroom? Currently have a shell down to the studs and have always wanted one because I'd never sit to pee (I have a penis) and I hate touching a toilet seat.

    Anybody? Pros/cons/things to consider?
     
  20. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

    I was so drunk after playing in the annual day after Thanksgiving golf tourney with my cousins/uncles that I tried to fart in the shower, shit myself a bit, and then said "fuck it" and just shat all over the shower.

    The wife was not thrilled.
     

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