On this here BBS, @SpeedyE has a long fabled story of erotic encounters with ornementals. He can tell you all about it
Just missing Eddie Murphy but I think he arrived soon after many of these actors/actresses left the show.
Toe, this young lady was at the stage door entrance looking for you, said she had a date to break some skinny white boy in half.
Damn!! That's a lot to take in!!...or take out?? Whatever one would do with such a large object with Soo many orephisus