Face masks (NON COVID/ NO POLITICS)

Your logic is impeccable. Except that being able to improve our situation from this point forward is unique gift that only humans are bestowed to a significant degree. we use to put lead in everything. damage done right? Let’s put it back in everything. Why bother taking care of yourself at all if you’ve been abusing your body your whole life. makes total sense.

 

i someday hope to be a hundredth of the troll that is @cortezmachine

truly masterful. you are a scholar, sir

 

Just add a hat and cape

 

Did you call your own mouth a cockholster?!? Nttiawwt but uh... yeah... never mind

 

The Nostradamus... always a classic

 

I guess he calls it like he sees it.

 

The time she peed her pants on stage?

 

Why does the beeb have to focus on this type of thing? Ya'll are just wrong.

 

Draw attention?

Have you ever been to Los Angeles? He could wear a polka dot speedo, pink nipples clamps, and walk around with that mask and people will barely pay attention. A strange dude wandering around doing strange shit is about as noteworthy as a random tree. In West Hollywood he’d be considered rather conservatively dressed.

You walking around looking like Leafar Seyer? I just discovered Prayers and bought their latest album, they’re awesome.

 

They’re turned on but won’t admit it.

 

Where do you attach the bong or vape pen?

 

For the most part, Japanese were wearing masks because many of them are allergic to pollen. And after WWII, as part of the Marshall Plan to rebuild Japan, we planted zillions of trees that they are allergic to. Or so I read.

 

Biological warfare?

 

Checking international calendars to make sure April fools isnt today else where....

 

Cool, I'd never heard them mention that. I'll ask my counterparts about it.

 

Maybe someone used the Delorean from the Serious Conversation thread.

 

Don't know what to say here
I have lived in Los Angeles my whole life or thereabouts the air is a thousand times cleaner than it was when I was young and that is no exaggeration.
Well I have my gripes with the EPA they have done an incredible job with this state and pollution.
The air was so bad when I was 10 years old you could not see 6 miles smog alerts forced us to stay inside and if we did go out our lungs literally burned and hurt that is no exaggeration it is 100% the truth you could never see the mountains except perhaps on a winter day after the rain you could not drive it a motorcycle on the freeway without getting a headache and your eyes watering every old fucked up Ford and Dodge & Chevy on the road s... and the buses the buses and the diesels for the absolute worst just fucking horrible, all spewing out smoke lead and everything else.lol
You can take any one of my old muscle cars put it in a parking garage and let it idle on the fourth floor ALL BY ITSELF JUST ONE SINGLE CAR.can Then start & idle
virtually EVERY NEWER car on the third floor and the exhaust pollution will be less.. THEN THAT ONE SINGLE CAR.

As far as your mask situation goes it's a free country you can do whatever you want but I would be more inclined to agree with an above post if you're seriously and factually worried about pollution to the point that you're going to protect yourself whenever you go outside I would certainly consider moving with my family and loved ones.
If you really get it under a microscope the situation will become the same as germs they're everywhere stuff you've never even thought of you won't be able to sleep at night it will haunt you will one day wrap yourself in plastic, your car your furniture and you might possibly change your last name to Hughes...
Jus sayin

 

masks are pretty much useless, unless you go pro. then they are a PITA. and not even 100% effective with a beard.



allow me to suggest my idea for a patent while pondering thoughts after "seeing" a bong.
get a spherical glass ball, cut an opening for your head, now get a aquarium aeration pump or 10 and a couple of small bongs. hook up the pumps to the bongs, don't put anything in their heads, other than maybe a coarse filter material (charcoal filter?) and then route the bong exits to the glass sphere. install a check valve for the air to exit. voila.

thank me when you're rich and send me $50.

 

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