Your momma so fat

Her belt size is equator

 

You’ve met my ex?

 

...when she hauls ass she has to make 3 trips

 

Lame!!!!

 

When she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her!

 

In the spirit of the 90s music thread, she got a peg leg with a kick stand

 

...when she steps on a scale, it says, "To be continued..."

 

she fell down, broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Ski

 

She sat on the curb and made a driveway

 

She was standing on the corner, the police drove by, told her to break it up.

 

She puts mayonnaise on her Tylenol.

 

Her blood type's Ragu.

 

Saw your Mom walking down the street kicking a can.

Asked her what she was doing and she said

“Moving”

 

She got her own zip code.

 

Where's @Metalhead ? I feel like he be good at this.

 

She fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

 

For work she goes to the beach and sells shade.

 

Yo momma so fat when she walks down the street wearing a red shirt all the kids yell "Hey!! Kool-Aid!!"

 

That when I f@cked her last night, I rolled over twice and I was still on her.

(Dixit Eddy Murphy )

 

I was going to say that! I guess I'll go with the glass eye with a fish in it.