Iron Mike Tyson

I bet I could kick his ass.


Then, I bet I could pivot on my plant foot and run a helluva lot faster scared than he could pissed off.

 

I’ll put up the first $500 but somebody has to video it.

 

Yep, whatever you do, don`t listen to Will the puss smith.....

 

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Should have beat his ass more, guys just trying to fly. You want your 20 sec of fame from a 50 year old boxer you got it you fucking snap chat, youtube, Facebook, Instagram idiot

 

Why do I hate myself for agreeing with you?

 

They spelled mouf wrong.

 

I wouldn't be a dick to anyone next to me on a plane ( Even Matt Gaetz would get a pass)
It's still Sit down, Shut up, read a book

 

This is why I dont fly.

 

Because people constantly bother you for autographs?

 

Yep. It gets old!!

No, more like I ask Jennifer Lawrence for an autograph, and a selfie, and a pic for instagram, and one for facebook, then she punches me.

Edit: nope that was just a dream!

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/1517286184816308224

 

The kid's lucky he didn't get his ear bit off.

 

And a fearless man.

 

Re-run.

 

Looks to have thrown a several short punches. IMO only shoulda provided one....this would likely get their attention. If not, then do what you need to do. I certainly hope the twerp threw the water bottle, and Tyson can be cleared. If not, twerp will get a nice pay day .

F the guy videoing. Again, someone looking to get some money. I wouldn't have filmed it, I'd suggested to the twerp you might want to stop heckling before you get into some trouble.

 

I feel like I've seen this before.........

 

The drunk is a convicted thief so I'm thinking the whole thing was planned.

 

A banner just popped up on my phone stating that the perp has an extensive criminal record and has a "habitual felony offender status" in Florida.