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You Know How I Know You're Old.....reading glasses

Discussion in 'General' started by BigBird, Mar 28, 2022.

  1. Hondo

    Hondo Well-Known Member

    I accept your challenge.
     
  2. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

    It was like a light switch for me, woke up one morning in my early 40's and everything within 18" was a blur where it was fine the day before.
     
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  3. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    Welcome to the club. We’ve been waiting.

    4 months after I hit 44 it was almost instant. Woke up one morning and my phone was blurry.

    @motion complete bullshit statement. As you age your eye lenses become less pliable and you lose your ability to focus on things up close and small print, etc.
     
  4. chobes

    chobes Well-Known Member

    I can clearly see that you won't need a pitch-man for your investment firm...
     
  5. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

  6. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    this explains your investments. maybe mine too :crackup:

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    some other things I learned:

    -almost 90% of UV damage to the eyes happens before you're 18
    -this new generation has a sky high proportion of teens/kids that are near sighted from computer/phone use
     
  7. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

    I was wearing glasses with coke-bottle lenses before personal computers were invented.

    I know need something between my contacts and with using 1.5X reading glasses ... now I know why my dad wore tri-focals.
     
  8. busa99

    busa99 Well-Known Member

    There’s a prescription eye drop for the old man syndrome. It’s called Vuity. One of you guys give it a trial run and report back to the beeb.
     
  9. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

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  10. bpro

    bpro Big Ugly Fat F*****

    This is sorta true...

    I recently had a fairly major surgery and complications kept me off work and at home for about 5 months. I stopped wearing my glasses and within a few weeks of nothing but computers, phones, TV and books I didn't need them any more. Until I went outside of course. I was blind as a bat at anything over 50 feet. Not sure if I am that old at 53 (kidney is only 30 after all) but I definitely need new glasses.
     
  11. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Trying to read this damn thread...can't find my reading glasses.
     
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  12. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Nope. I got them when I had to, not for some imaginary blurriness.
     
  13. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    The Target of the dollar store market :D
     
  14. RossK6

    RossK6 Grid Filler

    This - I was 45 when it hit and have worn glasses for distance most of my life, but over the course about a week my ability to read my computer screen went to crap.
     
  15. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    So back at work and these things don't work for me at the distance my monitors are at, which defeats their purpose to me.

    I guess I'm still young :D
     
    Last edited: Mar 29, 2022
  17. bpro

    bpro Big Ugly Fat F*****

    Have you tried the CTRL / scroll wheel trick.... all us old guys know that trick.
     
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  18. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    You know what reading glasses are great for ? Looking at yourself in the mirror to pluck the incredible amount of hair growing out of your ears.
     
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  19. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Don't forget those eyebrow and nosers too. :crackup:
     
  20. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    The wifes magnifying mirror covers all those.
     

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