Black or gray

If ya gotta wait, might as well wait for something outrageous. A BRX, but not your average BRX...
https://www.motorauthority.com/news...-dakar-rally-racer-spawns-600-hp-road-version

 

That might be the ugliest shit in the history of ugly shit.

It makes me think of this dude…

 

Didn't say it was pretty, but 600hp, 500+ft/lb, AWD and almost 16" of suspension travel?
C'mon, man. You wouldn't have to flaunt it, but you know you could.

 

Don't worry Chris, with a price tag in excess of $1 million, even you won't be on the purchase list any time soon.

 

Jesus, stop fucking challenging him already! Want him to buy up all of them?

 

No way I would put down $1.3M for that ugly POS. You could have several trophy trucks for that kind of money.

 

That's not targeted at you. That's targeted at some idiot in the great sand pit of the east who's oil shiek father has too much expendable capitol to shit down a hole.

 

Why should I care? I will NEVER be shopping in his price range.

 

I'm reminded of an old Billy Crystal stand-up routine...paraphrased

"Remember that kid in class, always sat in the back, always acting out? I'm the guy who got him to do those things!"

 

Broome , drove a heavily modded hellcat and an RSQ8 tonight.
The hellcat was a complete gray out. So loud, so violent that I just couldn’t understand it.

the Rsq8? Cancel your order with whomever and get one!!!

 

Dude you clearly missed the point of the Hellcat. Either that or you're old AF.

 

he preferred a Lifted Mom's Car....that's all you needed to know

 

Hmmmm...careful.

 

Hey I'm not gonna lie, a lady pulled into my shop the other day with a lifted Toyota Sienna minivan. 4wd with BFG all terrains on it. I told her all it needed was a tube bumper and a light bar. It was pretty sick.

 

I'm not even mad...i'm impressed.

 

yeah, that’s not my world. It’s cool af and does what it does extremely well but it ain’t what I want to do.

 

I really want that GR Corolla now, and want to sell my R. If I can get my hands on one.

 

Forget all that. We know what you really want….

https://carbuzz.com/news/hellcat-powered-pacifica-minivan-is-really-happening