Saw this on some ready-made confection that the kids were making this morning and was reminded of this vintage thread. And no, I wouldn't lift the tail. I'd nail that beast with 8.6 Blackout, mount its head in place of the møøse that's currently over the fireplace and use its tail as the banister for the steps up to my loft office.
The good news? The news article linked in post #15 of this thread, quoted herein for your convenience - is about as real as that stupid film.
One of Disney's better rides , it seems more ergonomically correct. Sitting in a box experiencing life with several others seems unnatural, this one is more familiar.