Florida

1xITM

Can't complain with a dick in your mouth

 

So apparently a twister blew through SWFL earlier. I'm north at the moment but I got a few alerts my power hiccuped down there. I glanced at the Ring front door cam to see how windy it was and about an hour ago there's a cow walking up my street right in front of my house, lol.

Not hugely surprising I guess because there are pastures on either side of the development I am in. I guess the winds might have blown open a fence?

 

Keep an eye on that Ring Cam … let us know when Broome shows up to talk with that Cow …

 

My wife was showing me videos of the tornadoes. One was right by her dads place in Naples and a couple were just north of our place in Ft Myers. Sounds like a few trailer parks suffered their worst fears.

 

This guy posts great weather pics from down there all the time. Here are a bunch of those 'naders....

https://www.facebook.com/MattDevittWeather/photos/pcb.4770956132988148/4770844009666027

This one's cool....
https://www.facebook.com/MattDevittWeather/photos/pcb.4770956132988148/4770845066332588

 

You need to watch this video. What a fucking dingus.

https://jalopnik.com/driver-opens-fire-at-another-car-on-i-95-in-miami-1848446264

 

I think that was a little louder and more concussion than he was expecting.

 

Gangsta!

 

I'm no gun owner but is that how you control a weapon? Looks like the gin controlled him

 

Might have been the juice…

 

That's a CA thing, meth is the Floriduh equivalent