New Year's pyrotechnics

Whatcha got?

 

Cats.

 

Yeah, a couple-few got shot off since December 27th only comes once a year.

And December 28th.

And December 29th.

And...you know...

 

Had a cousin blow off his thumb , and a buddy almost had his head taken off by looking down a mortar tube due to a delayed ignition.., I don’t mess with them , but enjoy watching others trying to kill themselves

 

This for your house when you set the first one off.

 

Crap, I went riding today and forgot to pick more up.
I love boomers.

 

Me too. Shit, I wanted some of those noise mortars. Guess I'll have to go make a couple of acetylene balloons instead, they always result in a deputy sheriff car.

 

A lack of peace and quiet.

 

There are fireworks and there are Gun shots … I’m hearing a bunch of Gun shots . Hope those dummies are shooting into the ground and not the air

 

I like em,but my old and blind Yorkie would lose it and shake for hrs.I hope it's a quiet night,but if not it will be locals and guns I'm sure

 

Crobster is in my lap waiting for the Trazadone to kick in. Looks like it just did.

And wtf is that in her claw?

 

She been digging?

 

Neighborhood FB Karens are already in full manager mode. Also non veteran Karens warning all the combat vets how they will traumatize each other with the couple grand they each have from Phantom fireworks. In our neighborhood the saltier the vet, the more they buy.
To be fair our dogs were conditioned to loud noises but I feel for the folks who have to deal with terrified pets. They don't understand it.

 

I just ripped an awesome fart, that'll do it for me.

Happy New Year Mofo's.

 

It is a steady drumroll of blasts all over the place around here. I've shot about half of my stash... waiting to see if it is really going to rain at midnight. If not, I'ma head out to the garage and try to wire together 6 mortars and put them in the 6 tubes I have and blast em at the stroke of midnight.

 

I’m waiting till tomorrow for the noise makers.

 

The string from your tampon?

 

It's pissing the rain here which increases the chance of asshole shooting them off Sunday night.

 

Sales were slow this year but still a decent few days. Y'all come see me for Independence day.