Most crazy girl you ever dated..

That's the kinda response i got for dropping the crazy doc from my friends. $3m aint enough to make you a kept man, neither is doctor's salary.

What's your dignity worth? Cause mine is certainly more than maybe 2 nice vacations a year and a base model Mercedes lease haha. She'd have to have a black card for me with no cap and 6 figure allowance in my own account and a fleet of whatever i want to sell my soul to a psycho haha.

 

No she did not clean it up
Of course I did, I had a two week road load going on
Yes it was, but to save a little face I did open the window for fresh air
My buddy and I can still just look at each other and bust out laughing without saying a word
His girl that night is now his ex, but he was the batshit crazy one

Worst part of the mess was he was on the town board and held a management position at a local utility company so it had to be kept hush hush. We started on one side and cut the carpet and rolled it up to conceal the evidence and got rid of the carpet and he had an out of town company come in and replace it.
It did not smell much a couple of days later when we got around to cleaning it up

 

u dont win shit with that

 

Current one is by far the craziest one. Deeply into BDSM and being submissive. I feel its my duty to oblige her. Fuck it

 

Fang Fang?

 

Well now we know who owned the car on which she was leaning....

 

Dude!! That’s beginning of the internet right there. Sheeeet, that and the dancing baby cgi

 

Here it comes... mister take my stories to the grave is going to traumatize us all again with his nightmare reel of disturbing bbs images
Don’t do it man just don’t

But seriously.... please don’t

 

I can't type any stories about my craziest, she's sitting next to me on the couch .

 

Smart man, that's how you stay alive.

 

This thread reminds me of the Sheik for some reason.

 

Apparently he did win…. Shit I mean

 

Quotin' @Poop will get you in some shit.

 

I worked with a really hot (but very hood) girl in HS and she used to flirt and touch me a lot, but I wouldn't fuck with her because she had an on again off again bf that was in and out of jail. Her ex ran with a group who had impressive rap sheets for 17-19 year old dudes. They had been sort of quiet for a few months and I took her to her prom at her request. Dance goes fine-ish, but she's all over me mad PDA style and this is at a school I know nothing about. Her ex had been expelled a couple years earlier along with most of his friends that I knew, but I had a feeling like it was performative and told her we needed to bounce.

Left there to shoot pool after the dance and 5 min after we get there her ex and about 10 other guys (at least 5 of them I wouldn't square up to one on one) walk in but not over near us. I immediately add all this shit up and realize she was trying to get back at this dude using me. I tell her (in a quiet, but fucking angry voice) that she's a fucking psycho and I walk out the door, where of course everyone follows. I'm surrounded in pool hall parking lot, girl starts talking all sorts of shit, they talked all kinds of shit and all I could say was "I know I'm leaving here in an ambulance so let's go". I don't recall specifics after that but was able to get in my car and leave.

That was the last time I ever fucked with crazy. Not crazy like - Puerto Rican chicks are crazy amirite!? - but the ones with real mental issues I steer very clear.

 

You got your ass beat, or in a fight at least, for a girl you weren’t even doin?!? Yeah that’s a crazy chick story moreso than our sexcapaids both are great posts tho

 

The sheik would probly tell us all that he was doin gisene maxwell on a congigal visit and how he beat all the guards asses and then drove his lambo into the sunset with $100 bills flying out of it

 

Puerto Rican’s really hotheaded? Wonder what from... the Spanish or the Native blood. Spanish girls seem pretty normal but the Latinas of central and South America have that rep

 

you think if he’s have done her better the first time she wouldn’t have shit the floor?