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The new Matrix F***ing SUCKS.

Discussion in 'General' started by cortezmachine, Dec 22, 2021.

  1. worldrider

    worldrider Sophisticated Hillbilly

    Well I guess ill go to see KingsMen instead of the Matrix 4.
     
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  2. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    By who? Movie critics?
    Like they know fuckall about that. The story goes nowhere and nobody cares.

    Thank God Kubricks legacy was cemented by Full Metal Jacket.
     
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  3. dsapsis

    dsapsis El Jefe de los Monos

    You often speak for everyone?
     
  4. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    yeah I guess people who dedicate their life to film/film history and make a career out of analyzing them couldn’t possibly have something to consider. Btw for someone who likes to pretend not to care you sure spout it a lot….
     
  5. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Rocky Horror.


    :crackup:
     
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  6. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

    Eyes Wide Shut is amazing. Dude is wack.
     
  7. bored&stroked

    bored&stroked Disclaimer: Can't spell

    Crazy how many people in here hate on the matrix series, especially considering the following it has and the money its made. I think they were great.
     
  8. Chango

    Chango Something clever!

    The first Matrix was pretty good.

    The second was fun.

    The third was kind of meh.

    The fourth was inconsistent to me. Overall it was okay, but only because I didn't have to pay for it (HBOMax is free as long as you don't count the internet service provider).
     
  9. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    What exactly are you trying to say here, damn it? I'll have you know that Kermit could whoop any of the Bonds, Connery excepted!
     
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  10. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    I don’t see Citizen Kane.

    Or Apocalypse Now.

    Or Scarface.

    Or The Goonies.

    In other words, your taste sucks :moon:
     
  11. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    And no Hidden Life? WTH?
     
  12. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    I tried to watch it but just couldn't. Some of these old movies, just wow. I don't get the appeal.
     
  13. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Well, the truly smart people don't waste their time on Hollywood drivel and they sure as shit don't waste their time on Hollywood crap you have to read up on before and after to try and "get."

    Spewing on how much brain power it take to "get" the Matrix season does not make you "smart." It makes you a sad nerd (and/ or stoner) and a complete mark for shit that Hollywood spews out.

    Look at me, I love the Matrix, I'm the smart! :rolleyes:
     
  14. bleacht

    bleacht Well-Known Member

    when you have too much time on your hands…
     
  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Well, it is a mad mad mad mad mad world ;)
     
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  16. pfhenry

    pfhenry Well-Known Member

    they climaxed with the 996 ducati scene.

    find the south park assburgers clips making fun of the matrix BS very funny.
     
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  17. 2Fer

    2Fer Is good

    Just finished it, it wasn't that bad but not as good as the first. Very cookie cutter and predictable in the plot. The Wachowski sisters made better movies when they were the Wachowski brothers.
     
  18. Knotcher

    Knotcher Well-Known Member

    No. The worst movie ever is The Room.

    The only people who think otherwise haven’t seen The Room.
     
  19. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Hi doggie.


    Batman vs. Superman was still worse than the room.
     
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  20. :stupid:

    100%

    If anything, Wick when too easy on them after they killed his dog.
     
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