Just read this article and my first thought was to share with the beeb where it seems we proudly will flog any topic to death. Some might find this product to be kind of pricey at $10.00 though. https://crafty.diply.com/97325/fing...5SdTW5t_bx9xAlx5Uxm8WFGGa9esBXOoxhlY2fu4zJS18
I didn't realize we were this far into the off season already. Wasn't there WSBK and MotoGP races this past weekend?
When I was like 8 or 9 My dad beat the shit out of me once for eating Cheetos with two fingers. According to him I was eating them like a girl. To grab a fistful and shove them in my mouth like a MAN. He would have hated these.
If you eat so many Cheetos that you need a finger condom, you should switch to salads and go for a walk you fat fuck. Then maybe one day you’ll see your dick again and put on a real condom.
I strongly suspect most purple hairs are in need of Cheeto finger condoms. Coincidence? We should lace the Cheetos with fentanyl to solve 2 problems at once. Or we could just outsource Cheeto manufacturer to China, they’ll add that feature for free. If you’ve had to buy a new set of leathers after adopting this habit, seek professional help. I think Jenny Craig is still around.
With a pair of scissors, this product will net you 500 finger condoms for about the same price. And latex-free. We certainly don't want cheetos lovers with latex allergies ingesting that unhealthy stuff.
