Meet Buster He’s one of the dogs that we are fostering. Yesterday he was separated from his impressive dangly bits. Such was the state of his endowment, we had a little pool going on just how much his former set of man luggage would weigh. Our estimates ranged from 5 to 7 ounces. So when I dropped him off, I requested that they weigh his berries before disposing of them. Although it wasn’t something they would usually do, the receptionist said she’d speak with the vet techs. When I went to pick him up, the receptionist was waiting with a post-it note. Buster’s nuts weighed 1 1/2 ounces…combined. I was shocked, the receptionist laughed at our inflated estimate, and Buster was too high to care. The End
I don't think I want to know how y'all were estimating the weight. "Well, that feels like about 5 ounces, maybe a bit more."
Ode to Busters Balls Here lies Busters Balls They are his Balls no more They are no longer dingling or dangling Or dragging on the living room floor Let's drink a toast to Busters nuts His friends will have an easier time when It is time for them to be sniffing butts Buster's tail is a happier affair It has more room for wagging back there Everyone's happy, but Buster is sad He's no longer able to be a puppy's Dad. In the end though, it's all OK Because Buster will have more time To run, nap and play.
