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Goofy sayings from people...

Discussion in 'General' started by Raceless man, Aug 31, 2021.

  1. james weaver

    james weaver Well-Known Member

    wanting some thing, it was shit in one hand ,want in the other, see which fills up first.
     
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  2. james weaver

    james weaver Well-Known Member

    dumber than owl shit
     
  3. zx6rfool

    zx6rfool Stacks Wood

    My dads versions
    'Engines running but no ones behind the wheel', or 'theres a light on in the attic but no ones home'

    I worked with a woman who would always say axe, and not ask, like 'let me axe you a question'. We were dealing with 300 Million dollar contracts and shes across the conference table saying axe, it made me visibly wince.

    Nuttier than squirrel turds
     
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  4. backho

    backho Well-Known Member

    Sweating like a dog in a Chinese kitchen.

    Couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of hundreds.
     
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  5. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    Kevin I didnt know you were a steering wheel holder like me??:D
     
  6. burnham

    burnham Well-Known Member

    80 year old guy we used to hunt with in Maine. "He's talking like a man with a paper asshole"

    That was thirty years ago. Still no idea how or why someone would have a paper asshole.
     
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  7. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    If it was raining pussy,I would get one with a dick in it.
    If I dont see you before it rains..(then piss on you)
     
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  8. BigBird

    BigBird blah

  9. cBJr

    cBJr Well-Known Member

    I haven't used that word since 2007 when I was promptly called out by Papa for using it here. :oops:

    It has been in the dictionary since 1934, but it is a stupid word.
     
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  10. Past Glory

    Past Glory I still have several AVON calendars from the 90's

    If I had my d'ruthers...
     
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  11. TommyD

    TommyD Well-Known Member

    more shit than a 3 day rodeo
     
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  12. worthless

    worthless Well-Known Member

    Useless as tits on a nun
     
  13. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    "It's your baby."
     
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  14. YoshiHNS

    YoshiHNS Mr. Slowly

    Slovenian friend likes this saying that translates to "there's a stick to beat every ass (donkey)"
     
  15. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    But but but, I had a vasectomy………….:D
     
  16. Gumby647

    Gumby647 Señor Member

    "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

    A friend used to like to say "Solid as Sears". He's had a hard time stopping himself from saying it.
     
  17. TommyD

    TommyD Well-Known Member

    harder than chinese algebra
    harder than your mother in laws heart
    harder than a ministers prick in sunday school
     
  18. thunderalley3

    thunderalley3 Well-Known Member

    I worked with a guy who was a Yooper and when he thought something did not go as planned he would always say "that's as screwed up as a soup sandwich".

    When you had a hang around and they were not up to standards everyone would always comment "he's your boy" which meant you better straighten him out.
     
  19. tony 340

    tony 340 Well-Known Member

    "If frogs had wings their poor little asses wouldn't bump"
     
  20. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Always liked..."sweatin' like a whore in church".
     
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