My dads versions 'Engines running but no ones behind the wheel', or 'theres a light on in the attic but no ones home' I worked with a woman who would always say axe, and not ask, like 'let me axe you a question'. We were dealing with 300 Million dollar contracts and shes across the conference table saying axe, it made me visibly wince. Nuttier than squirrel turds
Sweating like a dog in a Chinese kitchen. Couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of hundreds.
80 year old guy we used to hunt with in Maine. "He's talking like a man with a paper asshole" That was thirty years ago. Still no idea how or why someone would have a paper asshole.
If it was raining pussy,I would get one with a dick in it. If I dont see you before it rains..(then piss on you)
I haven't used that word since 2007 when I was promptly called out by Papa for using it here. It has been in the dictionary since 1934, but it is a stupid word.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" A friend used to like to say "Solid as Sears". He's had a hard time stopping himself from saying it.
harder than chinese algebra harder than your mother in laws heart harder than a ministers prick in sunday school
I worked with a guy who was a Yooper and when he thought something did not go as planned he would always say "that's as screwed up as a soup sandwich". When you had a hang around and they were not up to standards everyone would always comment "he's your boy" which meant you better straighten him out.