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Coyotes keep dropping children off on my door step.

Discussion in 'General' started by Venom51, Oct 23, 2020.

  1. gixxernaut

    gixxernaut Hold my beer & watch this

    This is a timely thread Kenny. It's certainly a hot topic of debate but the other night I think I rid myself of a similar coyote problem with a sudden (but moderated) blast from my trumpet. Biding one's time is key though, I won't really know how successful this measure was for a couple of weeks. Maybe longer.

    In a similar vein I remember when the term "brinking" was sometimes used in reference to discussions like this, not the process of ingesting alcohol from the other end of one's digestive system.
     
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  2. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    I’d have no problem with them pooping on my deck :D
     
  3. R1M370

    R1M370 Dr. P Ness

    I think they call that a Hot Carl :Puke:
     
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  4. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    :crackup:I said deck .. not chest :D
     
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  5. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    Wave tree fiddy in front of them and ask them to do something....damn loch ness kenny
     
  6. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    shall he be known heretofore as ken-nessy??? :)
     
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  7. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

  8. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    See that's disturbing. He clearly ate the child instead of delivering it to the van down on the other side of the river.
     
  9. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I figured I would give you an easy out by telling you to fuck off but you once again are too stupid to recognize an opportunity to avoid being caught in a lie. Again.
    So, go ahead and produce one thread I started to trap and ban idiots. Just one will suffice. Don't bother if you're going to try to deflect again. It only gets worse from here.
    Yeah, it's just Kenny doing what he did the other day about computer repairs. :D
    See above. :D
     
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  10. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Oh I got the troll part, just had no idea what the specifics of the coyote thing were, I have caught up now :D
     
  11. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Glad you did 'cause I still have no clue as to the tie in with Coyotes and kids.

    Some stupid attempt to bait the Frenchman or someone with something or other?
     
  12. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    The coyote is a less than honorable individual who specializes in transporting individuals across international borders for pay. It seems that some of our illustrious political leaders are unaware of the existence of this profession.
     
  13. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    Just do a Google for Dar'shun Kendrick Twitter.
     
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  14. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner


    Is that "coyote" actually a "drug mule".
     
  15. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Really, he went that simple with it? It's not more in depth and requires more thought then face value?

    Man, disappointing. I might ban him just for not trying harder and being lazy. Kind of expect more around here, Garth would have done much better. :D

    He was playing tic-tac-toe and I was thinking chess. :mad:
     
  16. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Careful, you might trigger Rick with this blatant abuse of moderator power for your personal amusement. :D
     
  17. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Garth would be playing corn hole...

    The up take was pretty slow as it was.
     
  18. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Shit from the debate.
     
  19. Quicktoy

    Quicktoy Is it Winter yet?

    In on page 1 Bitches!!!!!
     
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  20. Quicktoy

    Quicktoy Is it Winter yet?

    This sir is a very good trap.
     

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