Stay away from cheap Chinese parts

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-54436575

 

In before Richie and why in the heck are you locked in one of those things?

 

Map shows one user in Alberta. And way up north. Ha. It must get boring up there in the winter with the sun down so long. Haha

 

They were actually talking about this on my local radio morning show just now!

 

Amongst the young'uns there seems to be some fascination in forced abstinence.

Is this a result of "abstinence only" sex ed? I don't know.

I don't get it. If you want to abstain, just do so. No need to lock a cage on your privates.

 

You have been posting some very unusual items Mike.

 

Thank you.

 

In other news.

https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/boy-who-has-eaten-nothing-but-sausages-his-whole-life-has-been-cured/

 

Nearly $200 for a sex toy that keeps you from having sex doesn't sound cheap to me. $3.00 for an apple pie and I'm good to go.

 

A good Apple pie is more than 3 Bucks ....

 

Would you really want to eat it after he's done with it???

 

Why not just get the Hostess fried apple pie for $1? Or do you prefer high-class prostitutes?

 

Well that depends on how you define "good." A good tasting apple pie may cost a bit more but a good feeling apple pie can be had for around $3. So I've heard.

 

Pretty sure this is so your significant other can control who gets to touch you.

 

Significant other, Peoples' Liberation Army and/or some random hacker.

 

Exactly. So why would any sane person agree to wearing it?

 

I can think of many reasons, but I'm going with she's insanely hot, amazing in bed, and gets girlfriends to join if he agree's.
Reality is probably a lot different, and involves many "thank you mistress" and whatnot.

 

I'm guessing that "straight edge lifestyle" some younger generations have adopted...guessing.

 

Most surprising part of the article is that they have sold 40,000 of those things! WTF