What triggers your inner Broome?

People driving at night with just their daytime running lights on.

 

My wagon has an automatic setting that will turn the headlights on. Only problem is I find they sometimes don't come on during the daytime when it is raining.

 

On my truck, the headlights come on with the wipers when it’s raining.

 

Fat demanding women that try to surge in front of me in line to buy water.

 

Freeking hilarious!!

 

Lol me too. Took my truck to get rear pads (no I didn't feel like doing it) and the tech came out to get my truck while the service guy wrote it up. I was wearing a Georgia Bulldogs hat. He was wearing an Alabama hat. We jaw jacked each other for ten minutes about who was better. As he started to take my truck in I pointed at him and said "mother fucker don't you fuck my seat up"


He did. Effin A-hole.

 

Dumb assed UGA fan...you shoulda known better.

 

REM came from Athens. What good thing ever came from Alabamba?

 

I took these last week thinking of Broome. . .was riding, saw my man, turned around and parked the bike to get some shots to throw in the back surgery thread to hopefully send a little cheer his way. Was on my way to walk over to the fence and see if I could get it to come over so I could pet it and get a close up pic for him and then remembered I'm a Yankee in TN and didn't feel like potentially getting shot over a misunderstanding of what I was doing with their donkey. . .

 

And H&K firearms.

 

That could be an attack donkey.

 

Speaking of animals Broome would love, how about mini-cows?
Can you imagine a herd of these in the yard?

 

People.

Just motherfucking people.

If people do stupid shit, drive or walk too slow, talk too much, stand in the way, sit there too long after the light turns green, take 10 minutes to write a fucking check and then stand at the counter filling in the godamn register bullshit, or in any other way impede your progress, it should be legal to kick the shit out of them.

 

Up at the speedway last weekend, I noticed new social distancing signs were set up in the bathrooms. There were six sinks, and a sign saying not to use that sink was stuck in front of every other one. The problem was that every other sink had a mirror and the signs were in front of those. The bathroom gnomes rectified the situation with the plus that the towel dispenser was also properly distanced from the sinks.

 

I didn’t know those were a thing. Is that as big as they get? Hell I could have them in the house.

 

Don't forget the assholes that buy lottery tickets, play them at the counter, then cash in the winning ones for more tickets to play.
I swear I am jinxed when it comes to standing in lines to the cash register. The person in front of me always turns high maintenance, delaying things by at least five minutes.
First prize has to go to the idiot at the supermarket who dashed out the door when the cashier told him his total. I guess he wanted to know exactly what he owed before he ran to the ATM at the bank a half a block away.
Another was coming to the line with 3-4 items to buy. A woman was standing there without anything. She was holding the place for her husband, who showed up with a shopping cart filled to the brim with groceries and cut in front of me. I was very tempted to tip that bastard's cart on its side.