How do you eat Jelly Beans?

some day if I choke to death eating gummy bears, I just want people to know that I was killed by bears and just leave it at that, ok?

 

Don't do the jelly beans.
Kind of avoid most sugary things.

 

Haribo makes just what you need. Eat a big bag of their sugar free gummies bears and thank me later.

 

Tangerine - orange, tomato - tomato.
Brach's, yes. Only six, yes.
The rest of the frou frou "flavors" are not flavors...they're menu items at Starshmucks, which perversively pretends to be a coffee shop.

 

And make sure you put a couple of issues of RRW in the bathroom.

 

With my mouth, the reverse of some of the peeps in here I'm sure.

 

FTFY

 

Suppository format. Sugar gets into the bloodstream faster.

 

Only took two posts to prove my point. Brilliant.

 

Oh damn... back in 2005 I took Fast Frank Shockley some gummy bears to his house after he had had a big crash at Robeling. I think Ryan Gordon hit him after Frank crashed in front of him. Anyway Frank had some fucked up ribs resulting in a punctured lung and got choked on the bears... it was awful. I felt terrible for taking them to him.

 

This one question highlights all the psychos for us to see and jeer at. Get a grip mofo's. The right way is to do it is back to back licorice and then wash it down with A&W root beer.

 

Thanks.....but I'm not into the gummy thing treats.

 

Off my wife's tits....

 

Can we try???

PS... where in Beaver Creek? I did some labor up in that area in the 90s. Very monied locale as I recall.

 

My GF almost choked to death on a peep, and she said the scariest part during was thinking my God people are going to know I died eating a peep, she doesn't even like peeps she just wanted junk food

 

these are where it’s at for me regarding jelly beans

 

I bought a 1 bed condo there about 18 years ago. (Before marriage and kids) Its near the little lake near the municipal buildings.

 

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Nevermind.

 

You spelled it wrong.

 

As (ass?) did you!