Sh@t that never works for you...

Yeah, I know, it all makes sense now, but if you buy one of these "special tools" the first time and look at the instructions and attachments, there is supposedly one that is supposed to push a pin through. For a bicycle chain, maybe.

Anyhow, I put it together the first time like they said, and quickly determined "this ain't gonna work".

 

Thanx big guy...having been on building sites for over 40 yrs. I got that one.
It's the snaking around things to accomplish a task that causes entanglement (and hired personnel that don't roll up properly).

 

The Jets who think they are playing football

~sent from mobile

 

ME too, I swear - setting up a front or rear derailleur is a black art. So simple, just a few adjustment screws to use, but seems like you have to hop on one leg, turn counter clockwise 3 times and recite the alphabet backwards to get it to dial in and not rub or skip or miss any gears. But when you nail it, the sweet sound of a properly tuned drivetrain is amazing.

 

still have never gotten it to that point on the kids bikes....sorry kids no 1st gear and the LBS will not work on a box store bike...so yeah

 

Solti conducting anything other than Wagner.

 

My shop breaker box right now...

@pickled egg... Cut the blue wire or the red wire?

 

Cut the throat of whatever jackass left a foot of jacketing inside the panel.

 

Any house project I say Ill have done in an afternoon.

 

The (place group name here) you pick up from the temp employment agency when you're in a pinch.

 

Define “never “.

As of right now, I can say my legs never work right.

 

dog treat packaging , my wife has to show me how easy it is after i have mangled the package . . the same holds true for all of the tater chips bags , are my fingers to big or i am just stupid like she claims . WORD

 

that was meant to say when i try to open them , the struggle is real in my home .

 

Can't imagine the rehab you're embarking on - good luck, dude.

 

one more and i will quit . Picking the wrong lane at the bank and watching 5 cars motor on thru the next lane over whilst i sit behind Mr skill Builder .

 

Long distance relationships and brake markers.
Joking on the latter.

 

not folding my wifes panties the way she like them when i do laundry and i have gotten where i just put one on my head and look out the leg hole when she gets home . i also have no luck with cheap jumper cables that have seen better days .