Idiot faces trying to be funny but failed.

Dave K is tall.

 

Wow Dave, just wow...a person tries to add a little light to a dark place and this is thanks.

 

you lacked the schnitzel factor.

or tiddy tree ornaments

 

Blues Spruce
Flexible needles show that it has not dried out, since cutting.

 

This thread is coming around...lol

 

Follow my lead

 

Hold my beer...

 

Why do I have to hold your beer? It can't always be about you.

 

Well shit...drink the damn thing...I'll get another.

 

You have failed selfish prick 101. You never give up your own beer.

 

I keep 'em around by the dozens...you're welcome to one.

 

So you're not a good drinker either. A drinker wouldn't have them around the by the dozen he'd always be almost out.

 

Fuck it...have it your way...and get off my lawn.

 

You ever see Vacation? Remember when Cousin Eddie was standing there with Clark and says "I bet you could use a cool one" and hands Clark the beer he had been drinking and opens a new one for himself.

Sabre is cousin Eddie and you're Clark.

Careful, he might try and stick you with Aunt Edna and Dinky.

 

and Dave returns to the scene of the crime...

 

Nah...they died of fright eating the peyote buttons.

 

So I get the bitchin loafers. Man I'll be cool yet.

 

Then throw away his empty for him, this isn’t all about you