So where's the Danny Eslick thread?

Well then, drink those little fuckers under the table and get on with your business.

 

Tough to do, they don't care if they get f@ckin' f@cked up, pass out and piss themselves.

 

i don't even know DaveK, but... insert short joke here.

 

Me either, and I'm 240

 

No A British working class...........er, lets just call em a punk band

 

Chumbawumba did one called the Just Us Mix. I've heard the Oppressed song as well.

 

Daaaaamn.....I forgot all about that band. Too many bands and too many years gone by.

 

Japan Airlines has such an issue that the entire crew takes a breathalyzer test before every flight. ZERO tolerance. You can’t show up and blow .02 or you’re done. Crazy stuff

 

Wasn't it JAL that flew a fully loaded 747 into Mt Fuji?

EDIT: Mount Takamagahara
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Airlines_Flight_123

 

A faulty repair on the pressure bulkhead blew the tail off- plane was uncontrollable. Had nothing to do with any impairment on the crew's part.

 

Whoever did a half assed repair like that was impaired.

 

I think wikipedia is wrong on this one- The area where the pressure bulkhead was fixed was poorly accessible and the second line of rivets missed the doubling plate- at least that's what I remember from the original report.

You know, back when we used to actually wait for TURTH to come out..... lol.

 

Who's TURTH?

 

Well that makes a difference. Thank goodness it wasn’t Mt. Fuji.

 

You can’t handle the TURTH.

 

Sure this was from the Japanese crash? JAL either hired Boeing to repair the plane from a tail strike or used Boeing’s recommend method. Whatever JAL did can’t be faulted as they did everything the manufacturer told them.

The Chinese had an almost identical accident on a 747. They did the typical Chinese bubble gum and a prayer repair job themselves and it failed. Know how they figured out how long ago the repair started failing? They checked the cigarette stains on a recovered piece of fuselage where a breach had formed. They’re some fucking nasty ass people. I watched a documentary about it, pretty sure that picture is from that crash.

 

Denzel Washington could have flown that bitch without a tail.

 

UPSIDE DOWN.

 

What does this mean, “caught/catch a case?”

Did they play ball with a prosecutor and throw briefcases around or some shit? Hot potato? Musical chairs?