How to get squirrels out of camper???

A garden hose hooked up to an idling car and ran into the roof.

 

Yea, but then next week he’ll be posting asking how to get rid of the stink!

 

They should run out before they expire, right? At least I hope they would.

 

Not with CO, I don’t think. That’s why people use it. It just puts you to sleep ... a really, really deep sleep. It’s a silent killer for a reason.

 

These flying puffy-tailed rats destroyed my f@cking bird feeder last winter and started gnawing at my brand new patio LED lights. Seriously considering popping a few pellets in them fuggers. That feeder was supposed to be "squirrel proof". My ass !

 

drop a King Cobra in there, you'll get rid of one problem, but then maybe have another.

 

Fuck it have some fun...

 

I hear Bill Murray is looking for work.....

 

Had my trailer in the back yard and those little bastards chewed the wiring harness. Had to replace the whole harness
Now anytime I see one they get a pellet to the head

 

Just don't ask Wiley Coyote

 

What about smoking them out then. Smoke makes all animals get out of dodge. I'm sure you could rig something up with a hose, a fan, and a BBQ grill burning some green grass/leaves etc

 

Canuck, we may not agree on music....but HOT DAMN!!! We found common ground!!! We fucking hate squirrels!!!
My MAN!!!!

Sir...I tip my Molsens' to you!

Get your pellet rifle and go sniper on those fuckers....Canada has produced some prolific snipers in their Military History....may you be one of them.

 

Good man!

 

@SpeedyE must not approve (sorry man !) but they are a f@cking nuisance over here...

 

But they are so dam cute! my kids love them fuggers.

Pepper spray?

 

It’s about to come down to pulling down ceiling panels and interior walls to gain some sort of access. Trying to rig up some sort of air gun to a compressor to force them out. They’ve not gone to any bait traps, live traps, or booby traps. These little bastards are a goddam conundrum. Tried peppermint oil, cayenne pepper, Nickleback (seriously), banging on the ceiling and walls, chutes and ladders... just can’t get them trapped. Don’t want them to die up in an area we can’t get to.

I’ve never really had against squirrels until now.

 

MolsOn's

Get it right

 

If u call the # in my signature, they will tel you how to get them out,...possibly, depending where you are, they may have a contact near there, who will come out and get them out/orphanage

 

There ain’t nothing “right” about Canadian “beer”...

 

thanks!