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How many pieces of pizza can you eat?

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Apr 22, 2020.

  1. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    But....But.... you started this!!!!!
     
  2. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    Richie, this is how you ask a pizza question so there are limited amounts of confusion...
    Assume a clock face on an 8 slice pizza with the box opened away from you and the far side is the 12 o'clock position. Which slice is the first out of the pie? 12 0'clock? 4:30? 3? Or maybe you're a lefty and the first slice you grab is what, 7:30?

    And this is how you expound upon the original question...
    On a sixteen slice pizza, let's say you grab the piece 3/4 of the way down the right side. What time is it? :D
     
  3. DmanSlam

    DmanSlam Well-Known Member

    @motoracer1100... :D
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  4. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member

    8 slices, or an entire medium (12"), hand tossed, ham, bacon, jalapeno and pineapple pizza.

    Unless it's Papa John's...then 0 because 20 minutes after I eat it, with or without that garlic butter sauce, it's flying out of my ass sideways and pressure checking the wax ring at the toilets flange.
     
  5. Boman Forklift

    Boman Forklift Well-Known Member

    Well if you were one of my friends and did that, we would gang up on you and smack you around a bit. :crackup:
     
  6. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    And do you dip the crust in
    A. Marinara
    B. Ranch
    C. Garlic butter

    ?


    And what do you do with the pineapple pieces that fell off? put them back on or eat all together at the end?
     
  7. metricdevilmoto

    metricdevilmoto Just forking around

    I cannot believe how many answers have Pizza Hut or Domino's in the answer. Or, Papa fn John's?

    Don't you guys have good, local pie joints where you live? Serious question.
     
  8. HAZE

    HAZE Group Therapy

    Papa John's is crap
    I like Pizza Shoppe
     
  9. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    When I was young, all of them. Now, I'm hurting after the third piece.
     
  10. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Richie. You need to check out sidewall pizza .

    they have one for you. It’s called the meatlover


    :crackup:

    i take the hot hawaiian
     
  11. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    Yes, but it is a brewery also and is not open for food right now. I can eat the whole one of those, too. It is in slices so that would be 8. I think it is about a 14" pizza and about 1/2" thick. If we do the math for the volume of a cylinder, then it would be 7 x 7 x 3.1415926x.5 =76.9690187 cubic in.
     
  12. dsapsis

    dsapsis El Jefe de los Monos

    cubic inches. :D
    (and Mike is right. Crap pizza is worse than no pizza)
     
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  13. R1Racer99

    R1Racer99 Well-Known Member

    I can’t believe it took 4 pages for someone to point that out. Pizza Hut is not pizza.
     
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  14. R1Racer99

    R1Racer99 Well-Known Member

    My answer to the question is zero slices because I spent 20 years eating too much of it, fuck high cholesterol. My girlfriend orders pizza and I have to watch her enjoy it while I eat my stupid chicken breast.
     
  15. Chino52405

    Chino52405 Well-Known Member

    4*- Little Caesers square pan( and crazy bread). And yeah there's other fancy pizza to be had but this is cheap, filling, and tastes like Michigan.
     
  16. Knotcher

    Knotcher Well-Known Member


    Fo sho. Starita was outta sight.
     
  17. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

  18. zamboiv

    zamboiv Well-Known Member

    There’s a place on Newport beach peninsula called Laventinas. They sell by the slice out a window or will deliver full pies. After a full night of boozing people swear the pizza is good, it’s not. It’s only good when hammered.

    It’s greasy as hell and cheap so people love it. We ordered it one night and the delivery driver handed my buddy the pizza. He literally turned the box over and slammed it on the ground. The driver was shocked and Luke started laughing. He picked it up, turned it right side up, opened the lid and all the grease was stuck to the lid and the pizza looked perfectly fine.

    From that night on you couldn’t order one of their pizzas without throwing it on the floor first. It was basically a huge grease bomb.
     
  19. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member


    Won't touch any of the above listed personally... I only mentioned Papa Js because I absolutely won't eat it...even Oktoberfest or Quarantine level shithouse drunk.
     
  20. Knotcher

    Knotcher Well-Known Member

    Dominos thin crust is actually serviceable.
     

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