If you Boof a Beer, will you fail a breathalyzer???

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Why would anyone butt chug a beer in the first place? Wouldn't that be just like an enema and you'd just GG Allin within a minute or two?

 

I dunno....just heard that word for the first time a few mintes ago.....My inventor brain says this is the DWI Loophole
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What the hell does that mean?

 

and how do you get it up there? Stick a funnel in your poophole and have someone else pour it in? Lube up the hose of a beer bong and shove it up there? Do you have to stand on your head or what? Wouldn't someone need to pour the beer in the funnel for you and who in the great green flat earth wants that job (like being a mod on the BBS I guess)?

 

Butt chugging. Instead of drinking the beer you somehow pour it up your butt hole.

 

I know right???? I just found out in a conversation!

 

This almost makes eating Tide Pods seem normal.

Almost.

 

They soak a tampon full of booze and stick up their bums.

 

I thought that the bottom of the human scale was soaking a tampon in hard liquor and inserting it in one's ass, but I guess I was wrong. There is one more level.

 

work a seasonal job at a golf course the collage kids talk about it all the time like its a thing?

 

If you get pulled over and made to take a Breathalizer, drop trou and let ‘er rip!

 

I shit you not.

 

It's about the delivery of alcohol more directly to the bloodstream.

Females using alcohol-drenched "napkins" and inserting them into their hoo-ha's is another example.

 

That would make more sense then funneling a beer up the old bung hole.

 

It's fucking ignorant. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but the best part about drinking, and even getting shitfaced, is doing it with other folks. Why not just drink more, sooner?

 

Oh there are probably multiple levels we can't conceive of.

 

Cortez would have known.

 

Yep, same principle...and girls that do that still fail a breathalyzer.

...just like anyone would that somehow shot beer up their ass.

The breathalyzer isn’t measuring your breath, it measures BAC...Blood Alcohol Content.

Regardless of how the alcohol gets into your system, you will still fail a breathalyzer if you’re above the limit.

 

Maybe, but then you can't blow it out like old faithful and watch your friends scatter.