FEMA disaster declaration around my property

Got this letter from my mortgage provider:




What the heck?

 

PBR farts from @Metalhead?

 

I heard lots of banks and credit card companies are forgiving fees temporarily.

 

What disaster? Did you throw a killer party?

 

Where is the property located?

 

In Anderson County, SC, about 15 miles from downtown Greenville

 

I'll drive by and do a burnout. That'll take care of it.

 

Ok


How are you going to do a burnout with your dong. It will burn the clutch

 

Well I understand the disaster part.

 

Ski Clemson.

 

Anderson is ski Milliken.

 

The Dong can burnout. But I'm talking Ecoboost.

 

still only one wheel

 

https://www.fema.gov/disaster/4492

South Carolina Covid-19 Pandemic (DR-4492)
Incident Period: January 20, 2020 and continuing.
Major Disaster Declaration declared on March 27, 2020

 

Did your house catch the WuTang Clap?

 

I figured that out. But what does it mean?
If the kung flu damages my house, fema pays me?
Or if it’s looters?

 

TMI

 

Fixed

 

The entire fucking states a disaster.. Or maybe he should get out and mow the damned lawn.

 

Probably a cookie cutter letter for all disasters.