This what the internet made for...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1986-Dodge...616605?hash=item1a93ba675d:g:wOYAAOSwNeFeYtzS

{nothing to do with sale, just sharing ridiculous awesome...}

 

Looks like a sauna in there.

 

Lol what’s the minor issue with the title?

 

Someone was looking for a vintage-worthy van.

Here you go!

 

A lovely 'Death by Steering Wheel' opportunity...

 

wait until @Robby-Bobby sees this...

 

IS

 

As Austin Powers would say, “Yeah Baby!!!” That thing is shagadelic.

I’m surprised it’s on that new of a van, I remember stuff like that in the mid 70s running around Illinois.

 

I thought it was made for porn and general debauchery.

 

Sweet ! I love Fu Manchu !

Would be even better with some bitchin' Boris Vallejo artwork

 

I'd say that van goes right in with that...

 

A buddy of mine has a coworker with a van with a bumper sticker that reads
If I'm swervin, it's cause I'm pervin

This van needs that sticker.

 

Pull up to a race weekend in this .... you WIN!
Bonus if you’re towing a matching trailer

 

Or "If this van is rockin'
don't come knockin'.

 

Evidently this post is real and not a figment of my 30mg edible self quarantine induced mind last night.

 

I was thinkin' that heart thing could put you in a world of hurt.

 

Bitchin

 

Buy that van and you instantly go on the registered sex offender list.

"What did you do?"
"Bought this van."
"Okay, preemptive listing. Maybe you haven't done anything yet but you will! Stay away from petting zoos, carnivals with sideshows and ostriches, pervo!