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So, I got this random band-aid stuck on my boot and I don't want to touch it

Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Mar 5, 2020.

  1. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    You got Coronaherp.

    And AIDS
     
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  2. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    That bandaid come with a wedge of lime for old Metalhead?
     
  3. K51000

    K51000 Well-Known Member

    PUt on those blue gloves you use to workon of your bike and stuff.
    Pull it off and quit being a wuss
     
  4. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Grow a pair and rip it off with your teeth.
     
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  5. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    We are gonna get a lot more of this crap until the dungeon is opened back up.
     
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  6. cm1744

    cm1744 Well-Known Member

    Are those holes in a bunch of the lugs? Those things are worn the fuck out. Toss them.

    But keep the bandaid.
     
  7. zamboiv

    zamboiv Well-Known Member

    Getcha shoes, boots or whatever the eff you call those things off the furniture. We’re you born in a barn?
     
  8. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    This is metalhead you are talking about. Are you sure you want to know the answer?
     
  9. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I'm going on a rampage.
     
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  10. joec

    joec brace yourself

    Which department at Lowe's do you work in?
     
  11. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Electrical
     
  12. joec

    joec brace yourself

    I love those wire bending screw drivers. Lol
     
  13. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    I don't even know what the hell that is. I'm going to go find it.
     
  14. joec

    joec brace yourself

    How did I know...... Lol
     
  15. joec

    joec brace yourself

    Screenshot_20200306-074005.png lol
     
  16. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

  17. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Wait, that's at HD fool. Lolol
     
  18. joec

    joec brace yourself

    ;-) so you know where to find one now.
     
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  19. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Yeah...band-AIDS.
     
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  20. gixxernaut

    gixxernaut Hold my beer & watch this

    If you've taken a wizz in any urinal at Lowe's you've got worse problems than that band aid. I thought I needed to relieve myself at one recently. Fortunately I had my trusty Old Geezer Reading Glasses (tm) hung around my neck. Pausing for a moment to regard the puddle of fluid I'd have to stand in I thought I saw something weird. I used the glasses as a makeshift magnifying glass. To my horror I saw that the micro-organisms therein had not only evolved opposable thumbs, but they were equipped with sophisticated ascension cams, ropes and even rappelling gear. They were fully prepared to challenge Mount Gixxernaut.

    You call it a band aid. They call it "Headquarters."

    I decided I could hold it.
     
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