Have your N95 masks yet?

Facebook Google and Amazon employees in Seattle / Bellevue all got the email to work from home until April.

 

You can go to your local hospital right now (or last Thursday like I did) coughing your guts out.

You won't get tested for coronavirus right now because they don't have the test kits for it. That's changing by the day, so , yeah, there'll be more cases reported. And the mortality rate will drop. To what, is the question.

 

The company my wife works for got bought by another a few months ago, new owner is based in Italy. She tells me last night that one of the big cheeses from headquarters in Italy was there all last week.
So here I am thinking I'm safe cause I work alone and don't travel and find out my wife's going to infect me.

 

First case in my state.....and here I thought I was going to take that honor

https://www.nj.com/coronavirus/2020...irst-to-test-positive-for-virus-in-state.html

 

NS- Is Qatar MotoGP cancelled due to Corona?

Damn that beer

 

Nice knowing you pal.

 

Its already mutating: https://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-has-mutated-at-least-once-second-strain-detected-study

 

Here's the best dashboard I've seen on latest:

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

 

Here's a fun thought : first case reported inside a US prison.

Discuss...

 

https://www.foxnews.com/auto/motogp-races-cancelled-qatar-thailand-coronavirus

As long as they don't deal with it like those brainiacs did in Iran.

 

I missed that story. Are Cliff notes safe?

 

Just imagine the dumbest thing you could do with 54,000 incarcerated inmates......and yup, that's what they did.

 

It looks like it's spreading throughout Europe. This is like a game of Plague inc.! It'd would be cool if they had the map with a time lapse mode.

 

They released almost all of them.

 

It would.....and if you go on Youtube you'll find just such a time-lapse map.

 

The thing that gets me is that their explanation.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/iran-releases-54000-prisoners-to-contain-coronavirus-spread

So you start with all these prisoners in containment, and your logic is to "temporarily" release them into the population to help contain the spread? On what planet does "temporarily" releasing prisoners into the population equate to controlling the spread?

I'm sure they're going to have a nice easy task of wrangling all 54K of those perps up when its time for them to go back to jail ehh? It's almost as if they are intentionally wanting to see how bad they can make things. You can't even write jokes this bad.

 

I just hope somebody gives my dog a good home.

 

He's a goner too.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-to-kiss-pets-after-dog-contracts-coronavirus

 

Well I don't kiss him so he should be ok.

 

How does he feel about that?