Do peacocks bite?

My family caught an emu once. It got loose from a farm up the road. We were just trying to keep it out of the highway until help arrived.

We finally trapped it in a shed until the owner arrived.

The owner wanted to show us how to move the emu, so he backed his trailer up to the shed door, and got in the shed behind the emu so he could push the emu into the trailer when we opened the door.

Well, we opened the door, and that emu started beating the crap out of the owner. The owner started yelling, "Close the door! Close the door!"

Apparently emus take zero shit from anybody.

 

I would have been eating eating emu steaks, burgers, roast and sausage.

 

emus kick like a horse only with BIG honkin claws, killed a old man in florida. kick the shit out of him.

 

emus will literally kill you

 

Mini Horses are kinda boring. Mini Donkeys have way more character.

This is Belle the mini horse


and here are Dansby and Panama the mini donkeys

 

Classic!!

 

What was the end result? I didn't see anything posted in the youtube thread about attempted cuddling.

@Gorilla George Did you ever snuggle up with one?

 

Yes. He's now known as Faceless George.

 

I messed with one for about 30mins and was finally able to pet it, but there was no snuggling.

I started to pick one up, but didn’t want to scare it.

They are used to people, don’t mind human interaction, etc...and I didn’t want to mess that up by being too aggressive and scaring them.

 

Did you see the emu videos?

 

You're a good man Doolittle.

 

I think the bird flu incubation period is 3-5 days, good luck.

 

I was getting super pissed off at the punkass kids chasing them and throwing shit at them.

We prefer the adult-only resorts. This one wasn’t adult-only, but it has different hotels/sections. We stayed in “The Pyramid” that gives you a black wristband that grants you ultimate access to everywhere, all restaurants, etc (without a black band, you can’t access some parts of the resort).

But the problem is that some of the fun areas had open access, which meant we had to deal with kids sometimes. I don’t mind it, as long as they act right and their parents don’t let them run wild like fucking hooligans.

 

Chirrins are the spawn of Satan.

 

That makes you Satan. Satan needs a fork.

 

You ever see a peacock get hit by a bus? Watched it China, peacock was in the road, everyone was stacked up, bus came around and smashed that Elton John bird.

They probably ate it after.

 

Only in hell

 

Or a trident

 

Here you go