Do peacocks bite?

Skip the Emus, Aussies lost a war with them. Instead, pick up a Cassowary. Just remember, you have to try riding it in order to establish dominance.

 

Those things are demons...

 

Oh, they fly. They just have very limited range.

Yeah, no, you don't. As much as I want to encourage you to do it and have your wife get it on video, they will beat the PeTA out of you.

 

Nah, they would like me.

 

You have the same delightful naïveté as my 8yr old, who thinks that the parakeets at Gatorland will remember her because they “really liked her”.

 

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=do+peacocks+bite

 

Those things kill a few people every year. Probably dipshits who tried to pet them.

 

YouTube thread…

 

Peacocks can get pissy and they don't let it go. When I was a kid in Germany one had it out for my mom. He chased us all over the damn zoo or park where ever we went for like 40 minutes. We'd turn a corner and BAM! There he was again, always one step ahead of us and start after my mom again. Little 5'3" German lady getting hassled by a Peacock. And yes he was trying to bite her. I saw this happen again a few years ago here in Florida.

 

Same peacock, or was it his buddy “Gino” who owed the original a favor?

 

Some can't tame their curiosity

 

Didn't he get a rash of shit for that?

 

Children services sent a stingray.

 

Yep! Kinda like Michael Jackson dangling the baby over the balcony

 

THAT...is fucked up!

 

Dude.

 

That baby now has chest hair. The statute of limitation is applicable.