More gym dumbshittery

Walked in the locker room at the gym today, and first thing I see at the line of sinks is 3 old guys brushing their teeth completely naked.

Not 1, not 2, but 3 in a row!!! If you do this at the gym, please stop.

 

Sorry for your retinal damage.

Other than that...I got absolutely nothin'.

 

If their teeth were in their mouth, that is at least a plus doncha think?

 

Just accept that it comes with the territory of every gym locker room.

Hell even when I was in college (i.e. on campus in the college weight room) for some reason there were old grey man traipsing about the locker room in their birthday suit. WTF sense does that make?

 

Old guys = zero fucks given

 

You think brushing their teeth got the taste out?

 

I guess I’m an old timer.

 

That must be common with old dudes, it happens all the time at my gym too. Terrible.

 

Gravity and time make their schlongs longer, so they're just prouding around.

 

They just don't Give a Fuck. You'll be there too one day. lol.

 

While visiting by buddy in Nurnberg, went to the gym to use the sauna....fook me...shoulda worn sun glasses. Stunning women just hanging it out. Showers were coed too.
If your ever there, look up Finnegan's, O 'Sheas bars. Get an invite to the gym.

 

all saunas are full blank. Some even the outdoor areas. You will get used to it.
I’d post a vid but some ...

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Yeah, we went to a lake in the outskirts of Nurnberg and first thing I saw was an amazing hamburger. Two purrfect buns n two Patties.

 

The dude blow-drying his balls. My locker is right at the end and that’s where the mirror with hairspray and dryers are located. This one dude, who also goes to the same church, I don’t think he has a shower at his house. He just comes in, has a shower, blow-dries his ballsack (but not his hair) and then heads out do the day.

I’d ask, but I don’t wanna know.

 

Balls rubbing all over the vanity.

 

Free swinging tally wackers and low hanging balls.

 

I went to an indoor water park there, and yes...the changing/shower area had some pleasant views. It wasn't as weird as I thought it would be. Nobody cared about It, so it never became an issue to me.