Ok so like, which one of you A-holes sent me forks in the mail?

Edit:
The "origin" zip code on your label says the culprit is from Atwater, Ohio.

 

What, you're suddenly too skeered to post a photo of your forehead?

 

i would have just dropped them on your front porch

 

Righteous

 

The one with three tines is not a fork. It's a trident, used to ruling the seven seas.

 

Spending $5 on a joke? There's some dedication there....

 

Fork you

 

Did you order something from the classifieds thinking it was suspension parts but didn't read the fine print?

 

RiTchie....



got a free T again?

 

More importantly, do you have a new address and failed to notify your PO Officer? Oh and the one on the right clearly isn’t a fork

 

And the other one is a back scratcher.

 

Oh like that guy who ordered an exhaust system from Brian Van and was upset that it didn’t come complete with the gsxr pictured in the description?

 

That telescoping fork is worth its weight in gold. Never have to reach over someone again to get at their leftovers! Got my dad one a long time ago and it's awesome.

 

Truth. And actually I dig it. I was looking for my old wooden one that's been in my family 50+ years. Couldn't find it. But this one showed up. Creepy.

 

That one is more believable.

 

Corrected.

 

Secret Santa late this year?

 

So, is 204 Strange Dr., Taylors, SC 29867 your actual mailing address?

Everybody, let's get in on this! https://dicksbymail.com/

 

Maybe the post office is just saying he’s strange?